Well this is hilarious
Oh my god
Soooo she got butt hurt because I liked a few of her gf’s (my friend I haven’t seen in 5+ years) photos of BOTH of them recently. You mad bro?
A moment of silence for the people who send nudes to the wrong number
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
That’s where I will always love you.
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
THE ACCURACY HOLY FUCK. I DO THIS EVERY NIGHT.
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop